Merry, merry Christmas 2009!

Before leaving work just now,
Me: It's so not christmasy over here. No White Christmas and it's not snowing at all..
Maureen: We have melted snow!!Look! It's raining now...

FML.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to all!!



XOXO

Joke of the day

Stumbled across a web dictionary today when I tried to look up the difference between a Blanquita & Caucasian... Found this funny yet creative definition of caucAsian:


A white male with the mathematical intelligence of an Asian, but unlike Asian males, has a visible penis. Hence the term "Cauc/Cock" and "Asian".

With examples:

"Person 1: That guy just divided by zero without breaking any mathematical laws! He must be Asian."
"Person 2: No, he's not Asian, you can clearly see his penis. He must be CaucAsian."

*LOL*!!!

I left my heart in Amsterdam....

When can I go back? :(